Saturday, December 18, 2021

A Letter That Never Made It to Santa

 

1928 Santa Selfie from the Kingsport Times.


In 1955 WKPT radio announced that the station would be reading letters to Santa over the air and then forwarding them on to Santa at his North Pole address.

This was very exciting to those of us in lementary school. In the past we kids had no surefire method to get our requests straight to the man with all the toys. Oh, sure we knew that the post office was set to deliver them. There were stories every year about how the post office took on extra workers just to handle all the mail to the North Pole.

But those stories were always a little fishy.

How did you know that those workers didn’t just throw the letters away? How would a kid know Santa did get his letter unless maybe he got a lot of stuff he didn’t ask for and didn’t want, like handkerchiefs and underwear and that sort of stuff.

But to have your letter to Santa read over the airwaves, well, that was a cinch that Santa would know what you wanted.

I mean everybody in Kingsport listened to WKPT. They had the Lone Ranger and Sleepy Joe and the Five O’Clock Shadow. Surely Santa listened too.


W.B. Greene's ad from 1955.


So I sat down and composed my letter:

“Dear Santa

“I am eight years old. For Christmas I want a Captain Space Solar Port, a Mandrake the Magician Magic Set, and a sheriff office that is 5 ft. 2 in. high. I would like a few surprizes also. I hope I am not asking too much.

“Love,

“Vincent Staten Jr.

I addressed the envelope carefully:

“Santa Claus

“W.K.P.T.

“Kingsport, Tenn.”

Then I gave it to my dad to mail.

And I waited.

Every night at 6:30 I would turn on our radio and listen to the “Santa Claus” show, which ran right before “Sleepy Joe.”

It seemed like they read letters from every kid in my third grade class, every kid at Johnson Elementary. Every night was like a Johnson roll call: Freddie, Bruce, Janice, Larry, Mary, Mike, Marty, Richard, Don, Diane, Betty, Brenda.

But no Vincent, never Vincent.

Frankly, I was getting worried. This was in the days before text and before email. I knew that once W.K.P.T. read my letter they would have to send it on to the North Pole.

What if it didn’t get there in time? What would I get from Santa? A crummy fruit basket? A stupid belt?

I asked my dad if there wasn’t something he could do, he seemed to know everybody in town. He was manager of the Shoe Department at Penney’s then. Surely he knew someone at W.K.P.T.

Get my letter on, please, please.

He said he’d see what he could do. Then he gave me hope: “Maybe they read it the night we were at your Uncle Albert’s in Johnson City.”

Yes, that had to be it. I had sent my letter in plenty of time.

They’d read it that one night we were out of town.

I slept better. Even on Christmas Eve.

And I awoke on Christmas morning to find a Captain Space Solar Port under our tree. And a Mandrake the Magician Magic Set. And a letter from Santa explaining that he was out of the sheriff’s office and would try to bring it next Christmas.

Good enough for me.


Captain Space Solar Port

And that made 1955 one of the merriest Christmases of my young life.

How do I know all this, how do I remember exactly what I asked Santa for in 1955?

Well, the other day I was cleaning out some of my father’s old files and an envelope tumbled out.

It was addressed:

“Santa Claus

“W.K.P.T.

“Kingsport, Tenn.”

And there was a letter inside.

My father had never mailed my letter.

But somehow Santa got my Christmas wish after all.

 


 

The next year I started marshalling my evidence in early December. From off-hand references on sit-coms to variety show jokes, I had a brief prepared to present to my mother: There was no Santa Claus. She and my father bought the presents, put them under the tree, my father drank the milk and ate the cookies. She wrote Santa’s letter to me – it was her unmistakable handwriting. Besides we wouldn’t even build a fire in our fireplace. No fat man would have been able to squeeze down it.

But on the way to Airing My Grievances (long before Festivus), I had an Epiphany. A Christmas Revelation: if I brought down the Santa Charade, I would be forfeiting extra presents.

So I ditched my presentation.

And Santa arrived that Christmas. And the next. And the next. Until he arrived with a knowing wink: I knew and they knew I knew but it still made for a wonderful Christmas morning.

So here I sit in my dotage…and I still believe.

 

 


The Kingsport Times began running Letters to Santa in December 1919: 

SANTA CLAUS GETS THREE LETTERS HERE

Times Receives Communications From Kingsport Children for Christmas Gifts.

Santa Claus has three letters addressed to him in care the Kingsport Times. They were received yesterday and are signed by Wanda Massengill, "a little girl 7 years old;" Waneta Massengill, "a little girl 5 years old," and Carvel Massengill, "a little boy 3 years old.”

Santa Claus, of course, is still at his toy factory in the Arctic, and the letters have been sent to him, as will all communications addressed to him care of The Times by the little boys and girls of this section. The last information this office received from Santa was that he was hard at work preparing Christmas gifts for the little boys and girls who have teen good, and that his reindeers had got good and fat during the summer off a special shipment of Greenland moss which had been sent to him in bales.

The letters written to Santa by the Massengill children were as follows:

“Dear Santa: I am a little girl 7 years old. I want you to bring me a doll. a doll carriage, some candy, nuts and fruits. Yours truly,

"WANDA MASSENGILL."

“Dear Santa: I am a little girl 5 years old. I want a doll carriage, a set of dishes, a little house, a table, candy, nuts and fruits. Don't forget papa and mamma. Your little girl,

"WANETA MASSENGILL.”

“Dear Santa: I am a little boy 3 years old. I want a wagon, horn, a box of peanut candy and fruits and nuts. Yours truly,

"CARVEL MASSENGILL.”

 

 

The newspaper still runs Letters to Santa




Wednesday, December 08, 2021

Sunday! Sunday!! Sunday!!!

 Where Did Al Roker Get That Crazy Catch-Phrase?


If you watch the “Today” show, you know that starting mid-week Al Roker will add an echo-chamber catch-phrase to his forecast: “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!”

If you’ve been perplexed by this odd expression, it’s probably because you didn’t grow up listening to Chicago’s powerhouse rock ‘n’ roll radio station WLS back in the sixties.

I did and I remember the “Sunday-Sunday-Sunday” commercial well – or pretty well. I got a few words wrong in my recollection.

The phrase came from a much-repeated radio commercial for a local drag racing track.

In my memory it went something like this:

“Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! At beautiful Oswego Dragstrip just west of the Oswego bridge on Route 34…There’ll be flame throwers and red-hot blowers. It’s ground pounding, heart stopping quarter mile mayhem as Big Daddy Don Garlits and Don ‘The Snake’ Prudhomme shake hands with the devil!

“BE THERE!”



The now-legendary “Sunday-Sunday-Sunday” phrase has its genesis in 1967.  Chicago deejay Jan Gabriel, who made the phrase legendary, told the Chicago Tribune in 2001 that “the phrase was born because former U.S. 30 Drag Strip owner Ben Criss really wanted radio listeners to understand that races were held on Sunday.”

He needed a commercial that stressed the dragstrip was open on Sunday. Criss hired Steve Cronen of Starbeat Recording Studios in Deerfield, Illinois to create and record the spots. It was Cronen who settled on Gabriel as the voice of the dragway, because of his deep, resonant voice and his way with words.



The reverberating “Sunday Sunday Sunday” began because of a microphone error, according to Gabriel’s obituary in the Arlington Heights Daily Herald of Jan. 18, 2010. “In an ad for a drag race at a Gary, Indiana strip, Jan’s mike had an echo effect on it. Producers liked it and the result was a call that would become his legacy.”

Gabriel recognized that.

"I should have copyrighted my delivery," Gabriel told the Tribune. "There are three signature lines in broadcasting. A Chicagoan named Al Dvorin said 'Elvis has left the building.' Michael Buffer did ‘Let's get ready to rumble!’ And I had 'Sunday! Sunday!! Sunday!!!'”

As fate would have it, Gabriel died on a Sunday - January 10, 2010. And, as per his wishes, his funeral was held the following Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

 


Want to hear one of Gabriel’s legendary “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!” commercials.

You Tube has preserved one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_YmA0cd3kg

 (You can copy and paste the link into your browser.)

If you can’t get the link to work, it goes like this:

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

It’s ground pounding, heart stopping quarter mile mayhem…

As “Big Daddy” Don Garlits and Don “The Snake” Prudhomme and three-time Top Fuel Eliminator World Champion Shirley “Cha Cha” Muldowney on the quarter mile of death in their 7,000 horse power nitro burning suicide machines.

As they shake hands with the devil while they scream through the burning gates of hell.

We’ll sell you the whole seat but you’ll only need the edge.

Be There!

 


Thursday, December 02, 2021

The Ghosts of Kingsport Christmases Past

 



The First Kingsport Christmas Parade - 1927

Give the first merchants of Kingsport their due: they knew how to excite the populace. For the first Santa Parade in 1927 they imported not one but two Santa’s! Imported them from Bristol no less.

At first they publicized the event as featuring two Kris Kringles. Then they labeled them the “twin Santas.” But soon they realized that this would confuse the kiddies of Kingsport and the promotions began talking about Santa Claus and Saint Nick. They even tried calling them Santa Claus and his brother!

That first parade, scheduled for Dec. 12, 1927 and moved at the last minute because of mud and rain to Dec. 16, was sponsored by the Kingsport Retail Merchants Association. In 1927 there were 30 members.

The purpose of the parade was simple: “Mark the formal opening of the Christmas season in Kingsport and introduce the buying public to the delights and opportunities of this city as a Christmas shopping center.”

Bring your kids and your money, in other words.

It was a much shorter shopping season in 1927, fewer than two weeks between the parade and the holiday.

The city’s merchants pulled out all the stops. “The Santa Clauses, the music, the motorcade, the glittering shop windows, the Christmas decorations on the store fronts and in the parkways, the merry crowds on the streets, the beautiful displays in the stores - all will combine to make a fascinating and delightful scene in keeping with the world's greatest holiday….Never before in the history of the city has there been a formal Christmas opening like this.” Of course Kingsport was barely ten years old at the time.

The big night and the big parade arrived, after the four-day rain delay. “Saint Nicholas and Santa Claus arrived in Kingsport as scheduled Friday evening, were greeted royally, escorted over the entire city with much celebrating and merry making, and held sway over the city for the one evening.”

The parade formed at Dobyns-Bennett High School (now Sevier Middle School) at seven o'clock.

“The band played as one twin Kris Kringle ascended the first decorated float that was to lead the parade. Then, still to the strains of music, the other Saint Nick mounted another float and the parade was ready to be off. Following the first float came the band. Then the second float, followed by a parade of more than fifty cars, furnished by the dealers and retail merchants.” That was a lot of cars in 1927.

Before heading downtown the motorcade toured residential districts “the band playing constantly to call the people forth to greet and do homage to the royal visitors.”

At Broad and Main Santa Number One “was left to hold sway over the crowds doing their shopping on Broad, Main, Market and other streets in the vicinity, while Santa number two was transported back to Five Points following a short detour into Highland Park. …Thus was the Christmas season officially opened in Kingsport.” 

 


Kingsport’s merchants – and they were the folks who sponsored the Santa parades – were always looking for a unique publicity angle to attract crowds.

In 1934 it was a “strongman.” (Like the guys in the circus)

“Strongman and stunt artist” Charles Jewel towed Santa’s firetruck into town by gripping a rope in his teeth. Then he swung Tarzan-style across Broad Street.

Here’s how the Dec. 12, 1934 Kingsport Times described the planned festivities:

CELEBRATION FRIDAY NIGHT

“The Christmas shopping season will enter its gala final stage Friday evening with the presentation of a Christmas holiday program, with a real Santa Claus, by the merchants. A parade with Kris Kringle himself at the head will parade the downtown business section at 7:30 p. m. Friday.

“Charles M. Jewel, stunt artist and strongman, will give an exhibition of strength by pulling the Kingsport fire truck with his teeth at 1:30 p. m. Friday, and again at the evening program he will thrill the thousands who are expected to attend with a death-defying exhibition, when he will swing by his teeth in mid-air from a building on one side of Broad street to a building on the other side.

“Christmas parades, with the appearance of Santa Claus, are becoming common and popular in cities to inaugurate the real Christmas season, and we believe they serve a good purpose. Such parades were held in Bristol and Johnson City Tuesday. These celebrations have a tendency to instill the Christmas spirit into the general public, a spirit which never hurt anyone and which banishes for a season the tedium and monotony of the year. Moreover they stimulate Christmas business, and the more money that is placed in circulation the better off will we all be.

“Also the celebration Friday evening will inaugurate the season of staying open evenings for the stores and shops. Friday evening they will remain open until 9:00 p. m. Saturday they will observe the regular Saturday evening closing hours. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings they will remain open until 8:00 p. m., and on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings of next week until 9:00 p. m. The business section of a city in this before-Christmas season, with the bright lights, the gayly decorated store windows, and the crowds of busy shoppers coming and going, is both beautiful and inspirational. It turns the every day city into a city of enchantment, not only for the children but for the grown-ups as well.

“We would like to see the whole citizenship of Kingsport and Kingsport's trade area turn out for this celebration Friday evening. We think in a sense it is the duty of the people to attend-a duty to their city, a duty to the merchants who are playing such a splendid part in making the city what it is, and a duty to the spirit of Christmas, which draws us out of ourselves and somehow gives us a different outlook on life. We hope and believe that an enormous crowd will attend the celebration and see the parade and the program of entertainment. Moreover, we have an idea that the grownups will enjoy the occasion just about as much as the children, and will get just about as much of a thrill out of another meeting with the patron saint of the children!”

 

Yes, it was your duty as a citizen of Kingsport, to turn out for the parade and then to spent your money in the local stores.

This was at the depths of the Depression.

 

In December 1941, not a good December, the merchants hired well-known aerial stuntman Herbert Seaborne to dress up as Santa and parachute into town.

Two Santas (1927)? A strongman pulling Santa (1934)? A parachuting Santa (1941)?

Finally in 1942 the merchants hit on their best idea: the Santa Train, which is now a Kingsport Christmas tradition.

 

 

J. Fred’s Through the Years

Here are Christmas ads for the legendary Kingsport department store, which began operations in 1910 as Kingsport Stores – known locally as the Big Store. It changed its name to J. Fred Johnson & Co. in 1923 and to Miller’s in 1967.


1919


June 19, 1923

1927


1937


1947


1947

1952
1952

1957

1957


1967
1967